I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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