Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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