Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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