friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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