I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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