You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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