Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life