when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
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No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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