Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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