ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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