During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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