In the future we'll all be gay
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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