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• (818): View more from California

  we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  she sounds like chewbacca in bed

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon

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• (949): View more from California

  I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?

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• (253): View more from Washington

  Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs

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  hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.

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