If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way