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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good

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• (352): View more from Florida

  What are you doing?

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  High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...

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  That guy could sell me cancer.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life

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  Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr

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  truly a win in your book

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser

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• (331): View more from Illinois

  She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"

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