At least make sure they are 18
Why
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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