gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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