Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
