she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
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