So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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