What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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