I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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