hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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