Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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