Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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