I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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