Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
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She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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