**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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