He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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