Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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