I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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