GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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