Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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