Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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