They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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