She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
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Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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