Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I checked into jail on foursquare
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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