Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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