i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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