I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
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You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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