Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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