eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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