It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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