Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
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Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I have fence marks all over my body
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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