it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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