Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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