I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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