yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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