Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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