ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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