Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
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juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
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When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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