so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize