I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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