PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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