Can i not drive my cunt home
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
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Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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